Willa - 16 - New York
I'm pretty loud and outgoing even though I don't like a lot of people, and I'm a very outspoken feminist. I like Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Glee (by default), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, The Beatles, and Bollywood. I sing opera and play the piano and I wear a lot of jewelry and that's all you need to know about me.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
"is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"
The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
The constant cramps
Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
Having to deal with mood swings
Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
Craving food to calm you down
The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
Feeling over emotional
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.
And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.
friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome
And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.
Well that escalated quickly
Adele has been here
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out